December 17, 2005
Buying Gifts for men.
In order to fully appreciate this post, and to not be constantly asking yourself , “what the heck is he talking about?” you ought to read this link first. Better yet, read them at the same time.
Surprisingly, many of these are absolutely true, and not just stereotypes. Number 1 is true. I wouldn’t mind owning more cordless drills. Heck, I wouldn’t mind having a cordless drill period *looks at wife*. Of the second rule, racheting and socketing are wonderful things. However, all guys know why. Wink wink. And for number three, I would accept nearly any for the car. I own a bobble head chihuahua. I think that one is fairly obviously true.
What good is a bathrobe? Unless it’s a bathrobe that can do math and play video games, psht. Screw that. And I actually don’t care too mcuh about remote controls. I’m too busy wishing my wife would hand the thing over. I’d also personally be offending if I was bought aftershave or deodorant for a gift. Which is not at all quite exactly explicitly stated or adequately implied.
However number 7 is a universal truth of life When we got my labeller, I had to resist the urge to label EVERYTHING. The cat is glad.
Number 8 is wrong in the specific case where assembly is the point of the gift. See this link.
I’m not huge on “guy stores.” Auto parts could be cared for less by me.
Danger is my middle name baby!
Cowboys!? Cowboys!? No self-respecting Steelers fan would dare want tickets to a cowboys game unless it was to watch them be bludgeoned by dem Stillers. Shame shame. (With the exception of slast week, when we needed them to beat Kansas City).
Number 12 brings on a maniacal head nod. Try to imagine that.
Stepstools are furniture waste.
Rope? Cable ties.
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