Wedding = Death?

Chief Justice Rehnquist died yesterday, further proving my theory that it’s a bad idea for me to attend weddings as a married woman. This isn’t going to stop me from attending, mind you… I’m just a little concerned for all those important & influential people out there…
The day of our wedding, we lost Ronald Reagan. The very next wedding we attended, we lost John Paul II. Yesterday, my sister got married and there went the Chief Justice.

I have three more weddings to go to next month. Stay tuned.

Challenge Impossible

Challenge Impossible is a blog written by two guys somewhere in the greater Pittsburgh area. They’re just starting out, so go read them.
Their title reminds me very much of my high school days and it makes me wonder how they came up with it.

Good Reason Number 7

Because the Boss said so:
Pope Tells Catholics to Multiply

Computer Stupidities

# Tech Support: “Thank you for calling customer service, and how may I help you?”
# Customer: “I can’t get it to do.”
# Tech Support: “Excuse me, ma’am?”
# Customer: “I can’t get my Internet to do.”
# Tech Support: “Let’s check your setup.”
# Customer: “Okey dokey.”
# Tech Support: “Are you at your desktop?”
# Customer: “Yes.”
# Tech Support: “Do a double click on the ‘My Computer’ icon.”
# Customer: “I don’t see that one.”
# Tech Support: “What screen are you on, and what does you desktop look like?”
# Customer: “Wood.”
# Tech Support: “What’s on your screen, ma’am?”
# Customer: “A bunch of names.”
# Tech Support: “Like what?”
# Customer: “Bill, George, Larry, Jim.”
# Tech Support: “What screen are you on?”
# Customer: “I am on the one I’m on. I need to go get my daughter. She’s the computer guru of the family.”
# Tech Support: “Great, thank you.”
# April: “Hi, I’m April, and you are?”
# Tech Support: “Mike.”
# April: “Mike. Cool, dude.”
# Tech Support: “Are you at your desktop?”
# April: “You will have to excuse my mother. She’s a little dense.”
# Tech Support: “No problem.”
# April: “How old are you?”
# Tech Support: “300 years old. I’m the ‘Highlander.’ Um, would you do a double click on the ‘My Computer’ icon?”
# April: “Sorry, I don’t see that one.”
# Tech Support: “What do you see?”
# April: “Bill, George, Larry, and Jim.”
# Tech Support: “What version of Windows are you using?”
# April: “Ninety-something I guess.”
# Tech Support: “Erm. Shut down the computer and reboot.”
# April: “Ok….” (pause) “Done.”
# Tech Support: “What does your screen say?
# April: “Bill, Larry, Jim, Barbie, and Wimper.”
# Tech Support: “Just for kicks, do a double click on ‘Bill,’ and see what happens.”
# April: “What is this?”
# Tech Support: “What did it do?”
# April: “It now has little folders: modems, devices, etc.”
# Tech Support: “Why was your ‘My Computer’ icon named Bill?”
# April: “I wanted to name it something cute. Did I screw up?”

Next Stop: Rhode Island

The Buchwalds will be in New England for the first time ever this fall! Matt’s friend, Matt, is getting married, which makes the trip extra exciting.

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