July 14, 2006
Off the Top of My Head…
Gerbils are like miniature pepperoni trees. They run round, and occasionally have some bite to them. Sometimes I like to look at gerbils with a magnifying glass, because they like to stare back at me. It makes their eyes look really big. Unfortunately, when a gerbil has icey eye rays they can severely hurt you because of the magnifying lens. Luckily, if you have a cup handy, you can taste the rays’ delicious cherry flavour.
Pumpkins are also a subject of much intrigue. One pumpkin I owned started a coup and soon the Squash Dictatorship was overthrown. It used a combination of propaganda and guerilla warfare, ending with a tactical strike against the heart of the empire. Emperor Gourd was last seen lying bloody in a ditch outside of San Juan.
I really wish I had an avacado with which to exchange political discourses.
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Thoughts | By Matt at 8:21 pm |
Comments(1)
Wow, that really scared me. Really.