Die Buchwalds

PittGirl has finally posted the Official Rules of the Luke Ravenstahl “Move Forward” Drinking Game. Oh boy is Pittsburgh gonna be a drunk city now!

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A wave of animal cruelty has the World Wildlife Federation up in arms. On the first day of this new year a lion was found viciously mauled. A week later, a bengaled tiger was discovered horribly beaten. While the lion only had fresh wounds, the tiger appears to have been suffering
regular beatings for years.

Just seven days after that, a colt was found battered. People at the scene said it kept muttering something about not getting enough protection. A few days ago, Denver authorities found another horse, this time a bronco, wandering the streets. The horse was not physically injured,
but quite dazed and confused. When asked about the incident, the hapless horse said “I was at home and everything was fine. I was about to feed my pet snake when he started choking and screaming about some sort of terrible towel following it around.”

Rumor has it that the next target will be some sort of bird, a seahawk. All of the victims report trying to peek behind a giant steel curtain shortly before their incidents. As a result, the following warning has been issued to all animals:

Peek behind a steel curtain, get hit by THE BUS.

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Chief Justice Rehnquist died yesterday, further proving my theory that it’s a bad idea for me to attend weddings as a married woman. This isn’t going to stop me from attending, mind you… I’m just a little concerned for all those important & influential people out there…
The day of our wedding, we lost Ronald Reagan. The very next wedding we attended, we lost John Paul II. Yesterday, my sister got married and there went the Chief Justice.

I have three more weddings to go to next month. Stay tuned.

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The Post-Gazette writes about blogging. Ales Rarus is featured in the article :)

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